The Atheist's Prayer

my highschoolstuck headcannons

1. Rose "Quietly sits in the back corner writing fan-fiction in class but somehow manages to pull an 'A' " Lalonde
2. Jade "tried to wear cat ears to school the first day but was told to take them off because they were a distraction" Harley
3. John "started planing his class's senior prank in seventh grade. " Egbert
4. Dave "sits in the back of the class, quietly rapping about what the teacher is talking about to make everyone siting around him bust out laughing" Strider
5. Karkat " 'lets NOT talk about my medication and how much I have to take just to deal with you ass holes without jumping off the humanities building!' " Vantas
6. Aradia "goes to a different foreign country every summer vacation with her family" Megido
7. Tavros "Breaks something else the day after he gets his cast off" Nitram
8. Sollux "The Best Buy employee from hell" Captor
9. Nepeta "speaks in the third person and will not respond to her real name" Leijon (I mean empress ice-fang)
10. Kanaya "Has never worn an outfit she didn't hand make." Maryam
11. Terezi "somehow manages to wear something red everyday even though she is completely blind and dressed herself. we don't know how she does it." Pyrope
12. Vriska "gets into or starts a fight at least once a week" Serket
13. Equius "he IS the school wrestling team" Zahhak
14. Gamzee "Painted a giant goat on the side of his van for unknown reasons" Makara
15. Eridan "Founder of an unsuccessful yacht club" Ampora
16. Feferi "practically owns her own aquarium" Peixes