ehehehelokid:

nooby-banana:

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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let’s do this guys

There’s even an opening sequence omg

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SO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS

Honestly, of all the fandoms, who wouldn’t expect this of the Homestucks.

rad-pax-personal:

mackblesa:

sheila-and-miss-pauling:

majikthise:

witchybearcub:

insertcreativetitle:

Future Industries is helping people fire bend. 

Do you realize what I would do with this?!!

This looks like a fantastic way to end up in the ER.

P-pyro is that you?

I need like 17

imagine cooking with that

This actually looks somehow more complicated and less safe than Axe and a lighter.

(Source: lolgifs.net)

geekhyena:

eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

Signal boosting the fuck out of this

geekhyena:

eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

Signal boosting the fuck out of this

Anonymous asked
How do you get your hair so fat and fried? Gotta love dat chicken hair mmmmm gurllll <3

princessofmind:

pantsofsass:

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Oh my gosh thank you!!! I’m so glad someone actually noticed!! <3

i don’t think i understand this insult

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??????????? ???      ???????    ?

Wait, shit, that was an insult? I actually legitimately thought it was just some sort of sideways compliment.

ipgd:

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

this feels especially relevant

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

Any relationship where I couldn’t have both is nothing I am interested in.

(Source: longful)

Anonymous asked
Post a selfie of you and your bf? Please ? :) <3

timaeustestified:

jakeenglish:

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The guy doesnt know i took this dont tell him.

I knew he took this. The guy’s not the stealthiest.

Okay this is the cutest because I feel like this is exactly what an actual Dirk/Jake post on Tumblr would look like.

fuchsimeon:

humansolatium:

tinydragongina:

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

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omfg yes

That is the best answer to that “friendzone” bullshit I have ever read.

Finally someone did it.

tidilybidilyoakdizzly:

multidimensionaljusticekeepers:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

noblepunk:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

noblepunk:

caniners seal-puppy
this is not my screenshot but yeah

okay what the actual fuck we need to start calling the fucking cops or something this little frenzy of theirs is going too far

GUYS, WE NEED TO FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST THIS AND GET THIS PICTURE KNOWN. WE NEED TO FUCKING STOP THEM, SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING MURDERING PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE THAT DID THIS CAN AND SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR MANSLAUGHTER, SERIOUSLY, GET THIS KNOWN SO SOMEONE WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!!

the post with this photo on it already has 7k notes chill

youre telling me to chill over someone’s fucking death? shut the fuck up

7000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH. SOMEONE. FREAKING. DIED. IF THERE ARENT TRILLIONS OF FREAKING NOTES, ITS NOT ENOUGH. THEY CAUSED THE LOSS OF A HUMAN LIFE. A BEAUTIFUL, MEANINGFUL HUMAN LIFE. THIS PERSON HAD SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO. THIS PERSON COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO CURE CANCER OR HIVS. NONE OF US KNOWS, AND WE NEVER WILL. THERE IS ONE LESS MEANINGFUL LIFE ON THIS EARTH. THAT PERSON COULD HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE, AND 4FRICKINGCHAN COAXED THEM INTO DEATH. HOW IS THAT NOT WRONG?!? DONT YOU DARE TELL ANYONE TO CHILL. THIS IS NOT OKAY AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT STOP UNLESS WE STAY UNITED AND AT LEAST FREAKING CARE.

I wish I could do something, anything to stop this other than stand around. Oh, wait. I can.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. DON’T EVER NOT REBLOG IT. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE HAVING ANXIETY ATTACKS, CUTTING BECAUSE OF THIS, STARVING THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF THIS. WE WILL TAKE DOWN 4CHAN. WE WILL PUT A STOP TO THIS. I don’t fucking care about what will happen to me because I say this. I am ready to face whatever they throw at me. I WILL NOT LET ANY MORE PEOPLE DIE IN ANY FANDOM. I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF WE HATE EACH OTHER, OR LOVE EACH OTHER. WE WILL STOP THIS.

tidilybidilyoakdizzly:

multidimensionaljusticekeepers:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

noblepunk:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

noblepunk:

caniners seal-puppy

this is not my screenshot but yeah

okay what the actual fuck we need to start calling the fucking cops or something this little frenzy of theirs is going too far

GUYS, WE NEED TO FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST THIS AND GET THIS PICTURE KNOWN. WE NEED TO FUCKING STOP THEM, SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING MURDERING PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE THAT DID THIS CAN AND SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR MANSLAUGHTER, SERIOUSLY, GET THIS KNOWN SO SOMEONE WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!!

the post with this photo on it already has 7k notes chill

youre telling me to chill over someone’s fucking death? 
shut the fuck up

7000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH. SOMEONE. FREAKING. DIED. IF THERE ARENT TRILLIONS OF FREAKING NOTES, ITS NOT ENOUGH. THEY CAUSED THE LOSS OF A HUMAN LIFE. A BEAUTIFUL, MEANINGFUL HUMAN LIFE. THIS PERSON HAD SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO. THIS PERSON COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO CURE CANCER OR HIVS. NONE OF US KNOWS, AND WE NEVER WILL. THERE IS ONE LESS MEANINGFUL LIFE ON THIS EARTH. THAT PERSON COULD HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE, AND 4FRICKINGCHAN COAXED THEM INTO DEATH. HOW IS THAT NOT WRONG?!? DONT YOU DARE TELL ANYONE TO CHILL. THIS IS NOT OKAY AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT STOP UNLESS WE STAY UNITED AND AT LEAST FREAKING CARE.

I wish I could do something, anything to stop this other than stand around. Oh, wait. I can.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. DON’T EVER NOT REBLOG IT. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE HAVING ANXIETY ATTACKS, CUTTING BECAUSE OF THIS, STARVING THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF THIS. WE WILL TAKE DOWN 4CHAN. WE WILL PUT A STOP TO THIS. I don’t fucking care about what will happen to me because I say this. I am ready to face whatever they throw at me. I WILL NOT LET ANY MORE PEOPLE DIE IN ANY FANDOM. I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF WE HATE EACH OTHER, OR LOVE EACH OTHER. WE WILL STOP THIS.

(Source: gridthief)