when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff… ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we’re literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have
that old butch les survey where one of the Qs was like “who is your butch role model?” n most of the butches answers was jst gay men. like soooo tru besties
For some reason traffic is full of old men whose world view is based on the stalwart belief that the only way they will get into warriors’ heaven is dying a glorious death in a vehicular accident they caused on purpose out of spite.
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”
my brother and I don’t say “mcdonalds” when referring to the fast food chain. we’ve always said “mcnaldo’s”, then it became “naldo’s”. now it’s simply “nald”. and we always refer to it as a single unit. like “do you want a nald?”
